Conspiracy Theorists Think Lorde Is a Secret Onion Ring Critic

Conspiracy Theorists Think Lorde Is a Secret Onion Ring Critic

Onion rings are delicious so it shouldn't be a secret, but a report from a New Zealand news site claims the singer has an Instagram devoted to onion ring reviews.

Here's what we know about Lorde: She makes excellent music to weep by, her style is undeniable, and there's an 80 percent chance that she's a middle-aged dad from South Park named Randy Marsh (hey she admitted it herself).

They asked her whether Lorde likes onion rings, whether she prefers a light batter on her onion rings, and whether she runs the account.

Tennessee's where it's at for onion rings and Lorde concerts.

Newshub also goes on to do some sleuthing about instances where Lorde's tour locations matched up with onion ring restaurants featured on the 'gram.

Now dive in - the account writer describes an onion ring as being "eaten ceremoniously on a plane from Tennessee to New York".

We are true believers now, and are looking for evidence anywhere we can find it.

The source also noticed that the word flavour is spelt with a "u", the New Zealand way of spelling the word, instead of without, which is the American way of spelling it.

If that's really you, Lorde, please never stop Instagramming onion rings.

As a part of the investigation, Bracewell-Worrall reached out to Lorde's team with a series of onion ring-related questions.

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